July 20th, 2007 @ 12:25PM
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
March 21st, 2007 @ 5:50PM
I think it is unbelievably naive of the democrats to believe that middle america would vote for anyone with the first name of Barack, much less voting for someone with the last name of Obama. Couple that with the fact that many prolly wouldn't vote for a black man no matter what his name was, and this guy is triple death. If the republican party was smart they would encourage the nomination by acting like barack has a snowballs chance in hell of winning the election and acting afraid of him. Fox news can start treating him like a real contender. This way they could guarantee a win in 2008.
I know plenty of people that would vote for him. I also know plenty that say they will just to feel like the unbiased, open-minded, free thinking American they wish they were. But in their heads is a small voice that keeps whispering "Obama bin Laden" over and over again. I would vote for him if I knew more about his policies, but the rest of the country are not voting with logic. They are voting for whoever Fox News Channel says to vote for. They are voting for the most christian candidate. If Barrack Obama was smart, he would legally change his name to Jesus Christ right now and get rid of all pictures of himself from now till election day.
Hillary has a better chance gaining more votes (notice I didn't say win the election). She would just lose by less of a margin. Because even if middle america advanced 40 years in the next year and would vote for a woman, It wouldn’t be hillary.
The sad truth is America is filled with very, very stupid people who couldn't care less who the best candidate is. They aren’t going to check facts or the political record of each candidate. If they did, George W would have never been elected.
February 15th, 2007 @ 5:07PM
The only way you would get me to watch NASCAR is if you took half the cars on the race track and made them drive in the opposite direction as the first half and they all tried to make the best time. Now that's a fuckin sport.
December 18th, 2006 @ 12:31PM
All I want for Christmas are hostages.
November 3rd, 2006 @ 1:20PM
Coming soon! New track entitled "The Eventual Stranger".
Not exactly new, written over a year and a half ago. But brand new to you.
September 8th, 2006 @ 11:15AM
Here are some famous George Bush quotes I understand that we all say something stupid occasionally so feel free to dismiss any two of these quotes as mistakes. The rest chalk up to extreme stupidity:
“People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me.”
“I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves.”
“As long as I sit in this chair, all future catastrophes will be planned by me.”
“Yes! I looted Social Security, But I gave the money to the rich....
“"It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."
“You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.”
“We are getting more and more imports from abroad”
“Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.”
“The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur
“A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.
“Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?”
“It will take time to restore Chaos”
“They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program.”
“Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.
There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
They misunderestimated me.
This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.
See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction.
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.”
The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.
I was going to start off tonight by telling some self-deprecating jokes, but then I couldn't think of any mistakes I've made to be self-deprecating about.
August 1st, 2006 @ 10:40AM
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints; we spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less
We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values; We talk to much, love to seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years.
We've been to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space; we've tried to clean up the air, but continue to pollute the soul; we've split the atom, but not our prejudice.
We have higher incomes, but lower morals; we've become long on quantity, but low on quality. These are the times of tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships. These are the times of seeking world peace, and not domestic peace; more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition.
These are the days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes. It is a time when there is much in the show window, but nothing in the stockroom; a time when technology can bring this message to you, and a time when you can choose to make a difference…or just hit delete.
August 1st, 2006 @ 8:45AM
I ran across this the other day, a lot of wisdom…I truly hope you get something out of this.
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints; we spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less
We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values; We talk to much, love to seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years.
We've been to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space; we've tried to clean up the air, but continue to pollute the soul; we've split the atom, but not our prejudice.
We have higher incomes, but lower morals; we've become long on quantity, but low on quality. These are the times of tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships. These are the times of seeking world peace, and not domestic peace; more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition.
These are the days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes. It is a time when there is much in the show window, but nothing in the stockroom; a time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose to make a difference…or just hit delete.
July 28th, 2006 @ 12:22PM
Music is what feelings sound like.
July 28th, 2006 @ 12:22PM
“Music is what feelings sound like.”
